Contradictions and lies

My new patches on my coat, aww yeee. (Taken with instagram)

-destitute:

ramblingsofian:

infinitetransit:

Seriously.

Fat people have sex. It may or may not involve some kind of magical fatty mating dance. Either way that’s none of your business so stop. fucking. asking. 

Never speak of the secret dance.

We can have sex? OMG I thought that because I am fat his willy won’t work?!

-destitute:

Hahahahahahahahah

Andy is amaze tho

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-destitute:

Someone come play fetch with chaz. If i dont throw his toy he nudges it into me until i do.. (Taken with instagram)

Your dog is so cute aw c:

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theadmiraljn:

justaddtommy:

gurl imma have to call you back

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artisticsimplicity:

love this part of the movie ;)

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